You’re an American, a real American. You are, perhaps, the last real American. Today you have a duty to perform: this day, you must buy groceries. It’s harder than it sounds, with the whole world aligned against you. They really do hate you for your freedom.

Luckily you have a connection, a real spiritual link, to the Great Americans who came before you. With their help, you might succeed in this task.

Features

• Over 15k words (I don't know exactly how many, because I don't have that many fingers)
• 17 endings
• Groceries
• Great Americans

Content Disclosures

The game can be a bit sweary at times. It's also got the sort of content you'd expect in something heavily influenced by Disco: politics, drugs, questions of identity. That sort of thing.